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"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
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"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.
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Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
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My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
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We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
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Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until
drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowler
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Your supervisor is thinking about you.
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It is a wise father that knows his own child.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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So this is it. We're going to die.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
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You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
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You will get what you deserve.
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A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
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You will be run over by a bus.