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Gay Treasury Secretary Bessent on Bitcoin: "I see every bottom as an opportunity to go all-in."
JUST IN: @npub1p0az...mfvl arrested near Ruby Ridge, Idaho trying to spend clipped Casascius coins without ridges.
BREAKING: Erika Kirk spotted driving a Killdozer fitted with patriotic fireworks through Scottsdale, Arizona.
Women in Bitcoin are staying bullish by showing off their “Bare Matket Bottoms.” 📸
June is about Pleb #Pride
NEW: Now that #BIP110 has already lost, a new BIP is being drafted which will charge Knotzi's a 21% "retard tax".
The tax will be applied on all their transactions and be distributed to economic nodes as compensation for all the time wasted by retarded plebs.
BREAKING: Matthew Kratter is moving to Argentina 🇦🇷 with Peter Thiel after being disgraced in U.S. due to #BIP110 RDTS having already lost.
Hope everyone is enjoying White Goy Summer 😎
BIP-110 plebs are stoked about Pleb Slop Summer
JUST IN: First ever Bitcoin Juggalos meetup will take place this August in Detroit right after Lake Satoshi
BREAKING: Mechanic mutters and mumbles when asked to define "What is consensus?"
BREAKING: Bugle News now has more followers on Nostr than X.
BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran has integrated @Branta into toll payments for ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz - Reuters
Summertime means listening to Bitcoin Podcasts #40HPW🎧 in the sun ☀️
JUST IN: 16 years later Laszlo Hanyecz says he is still feeding his family with the two Papa Johns pizzas he purchased for 10,000 BTC.
"We keep slicing the pizzas into smaller slices so we never run out. According to the laws of mathematics we can keep this going infinitely."
NEW: CEO @npub1emdt...c9aw announces powerful new AnchorWatch branded 'John Travolta berets'.
▶️ Who Deserves The (Digital) Credit by @npub1hcf3...8dsc