I notice that a lot of people make "just in case I end up in prison, I want you to know now that I'm not suicidal" posts ever since Jeffery Epstien died in prison. Just in case I ever make an "I'm not suicidal" post in the future, I want you to know now that I'm planning to troll everybody by committing suicide anyway.

Anyone who says that single cell organisms are only capable of asexual reproduction has never seen a bacterium get raped to death by a virus.

Thank god we live in a world that prioritizes sharing every stray thought over living in the moment. What a nightmare that other world would be.

Society relies heavily on specialization in order to achieve its efficiency. And heavy specialization is only effective if there is a fast system of transportation. Cars are maybe the first or second most important modern technologies for that reason.

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In general, the more "rights" an organization recognizes that depend on the organization itself for enforcement, the more passive aggressive and inauthentic that organization gets. I am convinced that institutional rights only decrease communication; they never increase quality of life. The perfect organization in my eyes, is the one that only recognizes rights that would still exist even if the organization didn't.

I don't know why everyone insists that Jared Fogle was a bad spokesman for Subway. He clearly just liked it fresh.

Drug users don't respect their own lives. Police also don't respect drug user's lives. Sure, I accept the premise that regulating drug use is really none of the government's business, but nevertheless, fighting to legalize drug use seems like a profound waste of my time. I honestly wish we lived in a world where preventing the state from hurting people who hurt themselves was the most important political topic of our age. It's all truly disgusting to me, and I want as little to do with it as possible.

I choose not to play Genshin Impact because I don't want people to think I'm a pedophile. I mean, I AM a pedophile, I just don't want people to think it. Rude.

I'm so racist that I broke into my workplace just to work on MLK day.😈

Nothing is more terrifying than a highly motivated retard suddenly deciding they want to get really, really good at your favorite hobby. Pray to god that nobody you look down on starts seriously pursuing something you've pinned your identity on being better than them at.