I hate two factor authentication. If it was actually secure then nobody would ever use it. The fact that 2fa requiring websites still as for a password is a farce; password reset is the better attack vector anyway. Might as well just do away with the password entirely. Or are they scared users will realize they aren't actually as secure as they pretend to be?

Does Amethyst really not have a local backup of drafts? Seems like a design flaw.

Guys ple4se stop 4ccusing me of being 4 Homestuck f4n... I don't h4ve 4 typing quirk... My keybo4rd is broken...

For Halloween I am dressing up as a Slutty Nostr User. It's going to be really chilly out wearing such a skimpy outfit, but we all have to make sacrifices for the good of the platform. 🫡

Man, I eventually want to implement this really cool idea I came up with for a website backend. I really want to be able to take personal credit for it. The only problem is that the frontend would be a loli porn website. I'm not so eager to take credit for that half. I have a few mediocre ideas for what I might do, but I could always use more!

I hate the newer versions of @Amethyst None of the older versions of Amethyst ever lost or deleted my drafts. Now it happens constantly. It's so shitty. You can't see the rest of the thread while drafting a reply, but the moment you close the draft to take another look, the app deletes large sections of what you typed. How do you screw up such a basic and important feature???

I have a doomer friend who is always talking about how we live in a society. Except he doesn't cope with it by blowing up hospitals for no reason like the Joker, nor does he do drugs like a normal person would. Instead, he comes up with ideas for policy changes and posts them on his blog. Should I report him to the authorities?

Chastity cage emoji -->🗞️

I saw someone who was missing information they needed, so I shared the information with them. Then they got irritated at me and said: 😡"I know! That's what I was wondering!" Come on, that's just unfair! 😭 How do I even get along with a person who says things like that?

"Umm, doctor? Why did you write 'natural causes' on this patient's death certificate? He was shot 23 times in the chest!" "Well sure, but isn't it only natural that a person would die after something like that?"

Man, someone IRL just asked me if I'm into MILFs. What was I supposed to say to that? "No, but I'm into their kids?" I'm thinking about just telling people I'm asexual or something. Probably the worst part of being a pedophile is when a friend is genuinely interested in helping you find a relationship and just doesn't get why they can't find someone you like. Though a close second is probably serving 20 years in prison for possession of child porn. It sucks when that happens too.

My horrible mother abused me when I was a teenager. I think that her lack of respect for my bodily autonomy is part of why I turned out so poorly. Every evening, she always dragged me out against my will and forced me to masticate in front of the whole family, just for the sake of her own perverse amusement.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY BOTTOM TEXT

Rule 34 reminds me a bit of Akinator. Like you'll see an obscure character from an obscure piece of media and you'll ask yourself "have I finally found something untouched by the world?" So then you ask Akinator and nope, you're wrong and dumb. There's 5 pages of art of them on e621, and that's only because your blacklist settings prevent you from seeing an additional 10 pages of art of them.