I've never understood the saying "time flies like an arrow." What the hell is a "time fly"? And why does it matter if they like arrows???

Don't tell SAAAB, but I follow him and he doesn't follow me. That's how I like it. Follows should be organic, not forced.

Free will and the human body are both means to an end; they are not good and desirable in and of themselves. Even if my body or my free will were granted to me by some 3rd party, (God?) they have no right to see me act against my ends. To be punished through both the means and the end is the worst possible scenario. I much rather my body and my free will be taken from me. I am the sole original owner of the products of my free will.

Web of trust is dumb.

Hey, you may think of me as a scoundrel, but I am nothing compared to my father Lars. He's so terrible that they put a law on the books making it illegal even just to be his kid. Learned that little tidbit the other day when a police officer arrested me for Lars-son.

I really don't understand people who choose to eat the crust of the pizza. What I do is I always just slurp up all of the cheese and sauce and toppings and then throw the breading away.

Why do people do drugs when being tired can mess with your mind too? It's a lot cheaper and less regulated too! Actually people say that being tired increases a person's creativity. I find that the number of posts I make is correlated with how tired I am.