Every person on Earth has every mental illness, it's just that we are really good at masking them.

"Hmm, I'm going to mark him down as dying from natural causes..." "Natural causes?! The man was gunned down in his own home!" "Well, yes, but it's only natural that someone would die after being shot that many times."

Imagine being capable of unaided flight and STILL choosing to jaywalk s l o w l y in front on my car. MOVE! I have places to be, smooth-brain! Why, I oughta run you over!

"Excuse me??? Are you coming onto me???"😠 "Heh, I WISH I was cumming onto you..."🤤

Bruh why do I still have responsibilities? The day is over dude. Damn it...

Imagine forming a belief after lots of soul searching, research, and unique life experiences only for someone to compljment you on something that has nothing to do with why you hold your belief.

It turrns out the whole "baby stem cells being used for beauty products" thing was a complete misunderstanding. Someone was asking really weird questions about whether a lotion was safe to ingest, what it tastes like, what is it made out of... And so the spokesman replied "...it's for skin." Bam. Now everyone thinks the lotion is made out of foreskin. SMH...

The slogan is "believe all women" because the creator of the slogan didn't want anyone listening to the allegations from all the little girls he raped. (They aren't women yet.)

A monster-girl, but only in the sense that she's a horrible person.

Fun fact! A lot of evidence supports the idea that being hungry can make us smarter in a bunch of different ways. A lot of esports players will actually fast during a big tournament to ensure they are as sharp as possible for the event.