"Hey, recently someone noticed that your apartment is absolutely infested with peevs, and they informed us about it. Is there a good time this week for us to send an exterminator in there for you?"
"Nooooo... They aren't an infestation... They are my pets... =3"
"Oh. Gross. Well, we have a strict no pets policy, so you have 30 days to remove them all from your apartment or you will be evicted."
"Oh. =<"
