Read a porn doujin where the boy who cried wolf is raped by the wolf. yeah...

Does anyone else's inner voice refer to them as "it" and "the subject"?

A lot of you might not know this, but in real life I am actually a notorious cat-burgler. One time I wanted to buy a service from a very expensive consultant. He demanded 2 million dollars from me, which I absolutely did not have at the time. That night I managed to steal a suitcase carrying 1 million dollars from a previous deal he had made. The next morning I showed up with the money and asked him if he was willing to give me the service after all. Man, when he saw that suitcase, he was PISSED. I told him that I only have the one million dollars today, but that after he accepts it, I would be able to come in with a million dollars tomorrow too. I told him "come on! You know I'm good for it!"

Fun fact! In the furry community, the expression "to screw the pooch" actually has a positive connotation!