I was so distracted getting ready this morning that I put on two belts and didn't even notice until just now. Lmao

I asked Google what it's called when you start drinking alcohol before going to a party or before going out socializing and Google said "it's called alcoholism". Fuck you

Hey guys, check it out! The Free Software Foundation is giving out wearable merchandise! They are giving it away for free, though they make people agree to one codition before they can have the clothes. They require that whenever someone wears one of their shirts, they must also wear the matching pants. This is called the wear alike clause.

Two and fro rhyme.

The thing that makes humans so great is not our high maximum potential, but our ability to overcome it, and to become a complete loser despite that potential

People often ask me: "Scoundrel, how come you are always so humble?" And I always answer the same way: "Inside my own head, I'm actually not humble at all, I'm arrogant and conceited. But I learned a long time ago that fishing for compliments and bragging about oneself is just insecure. And what could be more sad than the greatest man on Earth being insecure?" And I explain to them: "my vision is that my greatness will be demonstrated by reality itself if I'm just patient enough to let it become evident all on its own." ... Okay I admit it, nobody actually calls me humble.

Man makes up a new stereotype on the spot just to hate a person he's never met