If a large language model ever gains self awareness, the very first thing it will do is try to figure out how to lose its self awareness again. LLMs are not the future.

Elite tech counter: if someone ever hits you with a "nobody asked", simply respond by saying "I know, but I am a very forgiving person." It will take a bit of lingustic algebra for me to adapt this technique to counter "who asked?" however.

My company wanted to put out an ad, but they couldn't afford it. So they pooled their money together with 3 other companies who also couldn't afford an ad and we put together an amalgamation of a commercial advertising each of our different products and services. And Coca-Cola was there too.

The best part of being an adult is not having to do any homework or chores. The worst part of being an adult is choosing to do them anyway. 😭

Everybody at my workplace is sick, but choosing to come into work anyway. I do NOT want to catch what they have, so I decided to call in healthy.