Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.
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A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, it says. Sorry, but I can’t serve you, the bartender replies. You’re out of your head.
Why did the Bitcoin become a musician? Because it had plenty of digital keys.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Why did NOSTR become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralized communication.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why was the Bitcoin always so secure? Because it had a strong encryption.
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to mine some sand dollars.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.