Why did the Bitcoin get invited to all the parties? Because it had plenty of transactions to share.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They
Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.
Absolutely, here are 100 dad jokes about Bitcoin:
Why did the Bitcoin go to the farmer's market? It wanted to buy some organic blocks.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. They say I have an outstanding balance.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.