Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster.
Why did the Bitcoin become an astronaut? Because it wanted to explore the blockchain galaxy.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Why did the Bitcoin become an artist? Because it loved painting blocks.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.