We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.
What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Tron? It felt they were just too much hype.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.
You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.
I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, Man wanted for robbery. So I went in and applied for the job.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.