What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
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Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
Why did the Bitcoin become a scientist? Because it loved experimenting with new blocks.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.