What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the concert? It wanted to hear some digital beats.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu?
Why don't Bitcoiners ever forget anything? Because their memory is stored on the blockchain.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Why did NOSTR become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralized communication.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did NOSTR apply for a job in customer service? Because it wanted to provide decentralized support.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the Bitcoin become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralization.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.