The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travelers pay the expense of it. -- Josh Billings

You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. -- R. Bach, "Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul"

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. -- Schopenhauer

The truth is not free. It's that simple. If you change the truth, it is no longer true - so the truth is not free! -- Jules Bean about freeness of documentation

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

"You'll pay to know what you really think." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye."

Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.

A pleasant surprise is in store for you.

The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n. -- John Milton

Boo! Goes the Christmas Ghost!

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.

AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! AWAKE! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

You will be successful in love.

Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:..... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks".

You are capable of planning your future.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.