wtf are you guys even talking about… buried zkps and hard fork…. ? Are you all high? How is that going to work? That’d be multiple forks… What the fuck are you guys gonna do… zigzag tf around 😂 I am deceased at this one

One of my buddies that I grew up with is on that show jackass and after he reached out to me on Instagram DMs to tell me congrats today my YouTube feed is nothing but that content and that feels… like it’s creating major surveillance paranoia in me because I don’t even sign in to YouTube…

I can’t wait until Bitcoin is swinging $100k in volatility in a day

I see it’s slay your hero season again 😂

Also how funny is it that a state exam proctor had to take my 2nd form of ID which has a giant bitcoin logo and says crypto gel on it 😂 “Look ma the bitcoiners made it”

YA GIRL JUST PASSED HER THIRD AND FINAL STATE LICENSING EXAM LFG 🎉

Today marks the 2nd instance of me using my cashapp card as a second form of ID So basically I spend my days sometimes being a brat to jack And @jack spends his days unknowingly making my life simpler and easier to navigate

So grateful that my parents instilled a v low time preference in me Made this back when I was in grad school and remember thinking to myself “wow this is a lot of work but I think I’ll be glad I did this” And baby let me tell you how nice it was not to have to make a study guide 7 years later when I’m old and out of practice studying

“Distributed authoritarianism” Please just call shit what we’ve called it historically That’s feudalism, mate.

Sometimes I think to myself like…. Huh I should open those old wallets and then the traumatized part of me is like Nah, fuck the money

Anon life No thx, I just won’t watch it

Bitcoiners trying to get me to bring back my pod only for me to bring it back as a cooking show

Going to Alaska. Feel like a 7 hr flight is worth paying for first class.

If you’re not in bitchat in the next four hours you won’t have access to our secret handshake and secret society

I learned a skill in wife training but I need the men to ignore this bc it’s only a hack for wives Bacon recipe: Bacon on pan Tiny tiny tiny bit of fat live oil mixed with chopped garlic cured in olive oil brushed on Cooke halfway Drizzle locally source honey Cook the rest of the way I use thick cut (hunted yourself/ killed halal is personal preference) and slow cook at 375 and then roast the heat the last two minutes flipping consistently through the cooking process Fucking fire… bruh 🔥