I’m now a marsupial

Mi wallet works agin

Fuck. I don’t even believe in ghosts but i think there is frfr a ghost in here. Do you guys want me to tell you this ghost story or Jo? It scares me now… the last things that have happened are weirdddd 🥺

Linux “Baby” Pearl got to come home with me today!! And nothing in this world has ever been more obsessed with me than my kitten is 🐾 🧺

The PR around this incident stressing me out so bad I really just mapped out the distance between here and Toronto It would take me 8 hours to drive there

Okayyyy, so now I’m at my favorite hidden restaraunt and this tatted guy walks in and sits at the other end of the bar, orders my favorite drink for himself, pulls out a tiny philosophy book and starts reading I’m being honey potted I know it

I’m at a private event/ local reggae concert working on dagz labz notebooks and this is pr cool rn It’s like having my own band instead of listening to music while I work 😂

I like my followers like I like my women

I think some important things need to be said about bip110 Luke, like Roger, to some degree had valid points albeit misguided execution I, too, think op_returns over… honestly… 33 bytes?? 80 maybe?? in most cases?? align with OG Bitcoin standard The problem and the solution, though, is consensus A reminder that even Satoshi remains on a level playing field with us

Last night for the first time in my life, I got an ocular migraine with an aura In my real life career, I’m a clinician who works with neuroscience research so I’ve had a few people describe this to me before without actually having ever had one myself so I knew what was happening 1) I felt really scared because I couldn’t see anything except for 2) it was like my vision got sucked into a super colorful sparkly, shimmering fishbowl tunnel and inside that tunnel the world had turned into a zigzag patterned kaleidoscope I couldn’t even read or walk around, but I had no headache and I could talk and think just fine as long as I was in a pitch black room So I got into a super deep rabbit hole about this today and now I’m freaked out about the shape of reality

I can often tell how competent someone is by how capable they are of producing a handmade quality sandwich The balance of structural integrity and taste is a really serious testing ground

Nostr is unhinged lol what a time to be alive… imagine being on twitter and watching like <20 Bitcoin OGs and/or devs and/or miners just block each other and fight and then you just come to nostr because you know they all know they can just come to nostr WHERE WE ALL STILL FOLLOW EACH OTHER BECAUSE EVEN MUTE DOESNT WORK and talk shit to each other here but then also are still frens but not really Like imagine… we all used to be piled on top of each other in one Reddit thread that made no sense

If the past 3 years has taught us anything it’s that we aren’t very good freedom fighters But we are really great at human nature

Okay I know that my watch party decision making rights should be removed after that last movie BUT let’s all watch Talamasca together on Netflix and bring back our nostr secret society

Infinite interdimensional cable

Had to apologize to someone from Indiana on xitter today because I said owning illegal lions was part of Hoosier culture and they didn’t f like that

Okay well if I can’t be dramatic if I ever start saying corny shit just know it’s cuz I literally love this man from afar for no reason lol

May we all temper why we forgot

People are so weird

Mixed reviews on nostr today