Listen babe I didn’t want to have to bring down the entire global cabal because you decided to flirt with another girl in front of me but if that’s what it takes to prove to you that you are an idiot that’s what it takes

Pretty sure I know who my future husband is and not only is he not on this continent but he also gets on my last f nerve

GM everyone Listen up! This is how we’re going to fork the Bitcoin network

“How did you know this?” “Because, your honor… I built it”

I showed my friend the mempool last night and he said “wtf is that” 😂

The way I feel when we outperform a new benchmark is a high 😂

Every time I’ve hung out with a guy in the last few weeks, they have tried to kiss me and I am like “Bruh, I’m trying to help you keep your bitcoins safe. wtf r u trying to do?”

My mom found pictures of me and my horse from when I was little so prepare yourself for me to turn back into a horse girl because 😭

People are so deprived of good Dads that they assume anyone with a code of solid morality is a federal agent… nah bro, my step dad just really raised me right and I am forever grateful for that