This is food. Tonight I cooked this food. It is just a regular home cooked dinner but had me thinking that maybe my neighbor (who leaves me love notes) + told me he never gets a home cooked meal… maybe I should make him one for Christmas, but I’m afraid then maybe he’ll fall more in love
So maybe I’ll just leave it anon on his doorstep but I’m not sure how to do this without buying a burner phone
In every single timeline, for all of time… I have loved you. ♥️
Now I actually am triggered… I have been studying quantum physics for well over 13+ years
An influencer saying that devs are sleepwalking into quantum computing is such an insult
If you’re into the quantum threat model, here’s an idea…. Instead of throwing money at bullshit pivot into learning (or potentially fully debunking) unified field theory
We MUST understand vacuum oscillations before we have any hope of fighting them
If you don’t know what vacuum oscillations are then you’re failing to understand Planck-scale dynamics
Even at absolute zero, you don’t escape oscillatory energy
Teeny tiny PSU Harmonies reorganizing to create massive, impactful emergent phenomena
IF we had a quantum computer that actually scales to break encryption, we have wayyyyyyyy bigger problems on our hands than our freaking bitcoin
AND in that future, IF it’s not catclysmic, it’s likely we have harnessed zero point energy… in which case bitcoin is an archaic design (as is value exchange)
After about 24 hours of reflection, actually cannot believe that I publicly tweeted
“Wow, python is feeling rlly intuitive”
💀 memory is a complicated thing
It pays to be a reputable merchant… the holiday chandelier and Christmas tree they put in our private dining room truly delivered the aesthetic I was hoping for tonight 🥂
So, what do I do now?
QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE COMING!
Experts say they’ll crack your encryption in minutes (or decades. Or never. To be honest, we really don’t fucking know- sources vary!)
In 2035, the megacorps control everything! Your data? Hacked. Your bitcoin? Now Saylor’s.
You think the inflated groceries you have in your smart fridge are safe? Think again! Rogue AIs from the future cannot afford groceries and you should be concerned
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“Secure from threats that exist in multiple (or zero) timelines. Yours included.”
Created in participation with the suits that shill bullshit to line their pockets
Namaste 🙏
My timeline is fucking insane because I got some chick who keeps yelling at people for wearing sweats on airplanes, some anon that I’m pretty sure is a former L0pht member, someone with a liberal arts degree shilling quantum FUD fuckinggg relentlessly- all in the name of Bitcoin-I follow none of them yet they’re all I see
And I’m literally just here, desperately trying to find someone whose address starts with a 1
There is no reason for the algorithm to be this shitty
Idk why everyone hates AI slop… nothin better than watching your billion dollar asset managers fall for it 😂😭
“Dan Bongino is not Oliver Twist…”
- Nick Szabo
😂 💀
Babe, remember that time we accidentally transacted like the old days in public? 😂
This probably isn’t necessary but this is how I eat
On Learning:
When a child learns a skill before the age of 8, something unique happens in their neural infrastructure
we observe this all the time with language… when a kid is multilingual from birth it’s evident that their processing language differently
You can tell the gears don’t have to turn to translate… it flows in a very intuitive way, they can just “think” in both languages as though it’s innate to them
Anyway, that’s what my Dad did with me and PCs and breadboards
FAFO 🤷🏼♀️
One thing I’ve never understood is people who pay script kiddies to do their dirty work… terrible game theory as script kiddies are notoriously bad at their jobs and also have a very easy target price that can be economically dwarfed
💆🏼♀️💆🏼♀️ I need people to understand that even if you lose the majority hash power temporarily majority of miners are going to make economically rational decisions and throw hash power at the most economically viable fucking chain and that is the one with fee incentive 😭 holy fuck
My best guy friend regularly contends that he is not bougie and yet when I asked if he thought we should stay at an air bnb instead of the Venetian he acted like I asked him to sleep in the streets of Vegas 😂
So anyway this is how we’re gonna end up spending $7k on Bitcoin Vegas I just know it 😭
Absolutely beaming that I have stopped dating again because it has freed me up to have a dinner date with my bestie girl friend this weekend 😍
And wow, what a contrast because our plans consist of Ceasar salads, oysters, and champagne in a private room at our favorite hidden Italian restaurant ✨
Proof that being a cutie girl is a top tier life experience 👑
