I’ll take “network infrastructure” for 50 BTC, Alex

I’m need my future husband to know that if he gets shot in an act of domestic terror and then some pod broad show up with a bunch of love letter type text messages and release them to the public He better hope I’m not a time traveler

Crazy how someone simply being hopelessly romantic and infatuated with someone has the propensity to accidentally, on purpose change the entire global landscape and potentially the outcome of history Love is probably the answer ♥️

I wish I had a Time Machine to just observe, for a couple days, my 2012 self Not change anything, but maybe just check in with her

Some people mad that I paid attention during history and geography classes and they didn’t

May you, one day, find yourself in a position with 20+ years of PoW 🌞

Despite beliefs to the contrary, no one hates war more than someone who loves a soldier

Would the males on here be offended if a girl accepted a coffee date with you and then at the end she said… would you mind just hanging out for fifteen minutes while I rip out my tail light and change it, just supervise that I don’t do anything fucked up? Asking for a very close friend who looks identical to me, as well

😭 dude at the stoplight today, middle a freak blizzard, honked at me and I rolled down my window and he’s like “Uh ma’am your drivers side taillight is out” 🙃

People with lots and lots of privilege be like… You can just ignore absolutely everything going on around you Okay, then why the fuck did you post that just now? Why the fuck have you not stfu for the past 82 days that I’ve been watching you post about pointless shit? Oh, but now that the world is in the middle of a domino revolution you’re all 😭 “you can just ignore this” Go drink your latte and stfu then Meanwhile, you have people fighting for their fucking lives It must be nice to get on a plane first class because you sold your tits online and tweet about ignoring the things going on “Bitcoiners are revolutionaries” No, you benefit from the status quo and now that you see it being disrupted and you’re terrified it’ll impact your scam schemes GTFOH The era of the vapid influencer is dead

Someone on X just told me I committed emotional violence against them because I called them a moron and now I’m really upset because I really should have called them a French toast stick

Imagine being the dude on Bumble who was like “what are you up to for NYE?” and I was like “Downloading Ubuntu”