Chart readers be like 2+2 equals 22 and I be like You’re absolutely fucking right Meanwhile in the real world, I have the actual tangible good where it equals 4 and you have 22 pieces of Monopoly money

My sons jr high basketball team beat Notre Dames basketball team and baby ain’t nothing in life prepare you for 10 cheerleaders chanting your kids name

My son will be turning 14 very soon and has gotten so tall he is starting to tower over me and it reminds me of how grateful I am that I’ve been a good mom because rather than hating me he has grown into a protector… the power dynamics in our house have drastically shifted. Kids grow up. How we treat them matters. Also, it’s getting awkward in public because people often think I’m much younger than I am 😂

Transparent moment for me: for some reason my feed today is just people bringing back things (videos and posts) that nostr/bitcoin influencers have said over the past 12-18 months and… I knew just how cringe it was then but I had mostly forgiven it all and let it go, moved on But the onslaught of the rehash today, all at once, is making me viscerally cringe and I do think we look back on this period as one of the most embarrassing, humiliation rituals the community has ever undergone and that actually makes me sad

Found out today that some of my ancestors were French Canadian… and lol this feels like a Mandela Effect Personal Timeline detail that was unnecessary for the architects to add in

I really hope everyone gets their shit together in case more time travelers show up and try to use their wallets too