Can always tell when I’m back on my bullshit ✨

It’s always slightly humorous to me when people think I have a roster… you think I have a full time career, ship this much, meal prep like this, make it to the gym, mom life (which includes my sons rigorous basketball schedule) AND have time for a roster of men 😂😂😂 F talking like I can time leap or some ish

Gd you guys…. I f broke my own heart and I literally have no one to blame but myself 😂😂 it’s terrible

The intelligence layer.

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Might die tomorrow so fuck it we ball 🏀

All men are unwell.

Having a CashApp wand is worth it just for the reactions you get when you pay 😂 Just paid and this guy started cracking up and he’s like “wow I can’t believe that actually just f worked” I said, “it better work, I only have magic fairy money to spend”

Today’s agenda pr lit 🔥 Soundtrack: Lana Del Rey Radio

Okay nodes back online Also why tf is grok talking like that

Last night was a bop My power is also restored!!!

You guys know I’m in a really desperate life position because my other dude friend saw the big dick daddy post and he was like “hey you wanna go for a ride in the lambo and get some steaks?” and I was like…. “Sure fine whatever just come get me” 😂

My neighbor that has the salami in my hands crush on me hooked his generator up to his breaker box so his whole house has power and he went and got a mini starlink when I said I was getting one and so he’s the only one in the entire neighborhood who has a fully functioning home And he invited me down for a movie and honestly… at this point… i just might

Very sad that Oliver Tree died

This is not my dog but I swear almost every time I meet a dog, immediately, they are like “it is now my full time job to protect this human” 🐾 We don’t deserve dogs