If you have never worked with micropython a day in your life please just STFU Hardware is INCREDIBLY HARD

I’m w you

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Okay first off… if you’re an ambulance chasing attorney saying “there will be accountability” GO F YOURSELF You are (and have always been) an attack on bitcoin

I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again… Most of the people who started from the bottom with me in bitcoin, unfortunately, didn’t make it here I built my empire with them I have a lot of survivor guilt Onwards

My mom just said “fuck you meta… I gotta call my daughter”

My mom just called me and said “DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ROGUE AI THAT IS BUSTING INTO ALL OF THAT STUFF” and bro I’m overstimulated

Somethin somethin “Go blow the dust off your plaques”

For the record, 1) I would still use a coldcard exactly the way I would have previously used it 2) best practices are still best practice 3) this is why we musig, passphrase, dice roll, multi vendor, and geo distribute multiple keys 4) CSFS + CTV is probably a good idea

Collapsed. Key. Space.

There’s a phrase about leading a horse to water… the problem is horses are smarter than humans

You teach people how to respect you

Every VC that I have ever met thinks that they are the first VC to ever meet me 😂

Just realized the guy I recently went on a date with told me he was a Libra and I stg if I find out it was Dathom Ohm undercover

It’s actually really incredible that grok taught me how to code

If you are an enemy of open source, just know I consider you to be an enemy of the people 😂

Another reason that I fw nostr is because everyone keeps trying to convince me to stop using it which is wildly interesting to me Whenever people want me to stop doing something it just makes me interested to know why… It was this way with bitcoin. It was this way with early ai and agents. It is this way with nostr. And I think it’s, largely, about control… Open protocols are a lesson in relinquishing control. Tyrants hate that. 🥳💌❤️‍🔥😘 signed with lots of love, from nostr 💕 💞 🥰

Anon you must learn to stay strong in the face of ALL of your desires and ALL of your temptations… Money. Fame. Sex. Lust. War. Being seen. Being understood. All of them… down to the very last morsel you must recognize your most innate desire because THAT is the carrot they will dangle in front of you