I did a 10 mile race in Chicago this morning. Finish 15 minutes faster than I expected to. I got in the car and my inner monologue was @HODL saying “you can just be proud of yourself” - so I got that going for me.

If we dip below previous highs, is it closed water ? @ODELL @MartyBent

Just tell your mom you got her Bitcoin for Mother’s Day. If she doesn’t understand, she’s probably already disappointed with your life and you can just keep the bitcoin.

Starbucks coffee is ass, even if someone else is buying. 🥴

“I may be bald, overweight, and only 5’8, but I’m a wholecoiner” doesn’t seem to be getting me a lot of traction on Tinder. #stillearly