I AM CHANGING MY NAME FROM SNOTS TO PUMPKIN SPICE PUMPKIN SPICE LARSON IDC WHAT @MAKE SONGS LONGER SAYS

Ugh. The worst. Mom woke me up with hugs and kisses. Now I have hooman cooties on me. The nerve! -Snots

ZOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIEEEEEES

WE HAD FULL MOON 🌕 FEVER SO HARD LAST NIGHT!!!! WE IZ HUNGOVER FROM ALL OUR SHENANIGANS!!! WE CRASHED #YOGASTR DURING THE FULL MOON!!! WE ANNOYED MOM!!! AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! DID YOU SEE US ACTING UP??? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

WE OUT HERE. ON THE PATIO!

MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!

BEST CAT TOY EVER FIGHT US

Should we start a podcast? Like, just meows and purrs??? It be fire 🔥

@MAKE SONGS LONGER only job is to be a lap for me

I act like a mentally ill moon howling gremlin but I really am sweet sometimes. -Snots

HAVE ZOOMIES FOR NO REASON

People are like, “Why are you cool with your uncles like @QW and @Derek Ross who talk shit about cats?” And we’re like, meow. Cuz we are cats. 🤷‍♀️ Uncle @QW has tried to zap ⚡️ us to be fair. Uncle @Derek Ross'S wife makes cat toys to be fair. Aunt @Katie Ross is pretty cool. 😎 But Uncle @npub1eequ...at9s is our fave. Because he’s not a cat hater and he makes shirts we can vomit on. 🏆 So now you know. 💫

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Uh oh! We got a little too turnt too late at night! Mom is pissed! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Mom brought home the most amazing dinner tonight!!!! What a good hunter she is!!!! ERMEGHERD HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHICKEN DUMPLINGS???? 🥟 my 9 lives are forever changed! 🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟 -Snots #catstr

Just sitting behind Mom while she works. I wish she would pet me or throw my ball! Work is dumb! Playing with Spots is smart! #catstr

Hallo. Snots here, doing the Lord’s work, cuddling human as much as I can. Why can’t she just sit here all day? I just wants the cuddles. 🥰

Snots has been eating the Christmas tree 🌲 and barfing again! Lolz -Spots

🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨 TODAY AT 15:45 HOURS, MOM WAS PERMITTED TO UTILIZE THE BATHROOM FOR 20 SECONDS UNACCOMPANIED. HEAD CAT (SNOTS) RECTIFIED THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY AND MADE UP FOR THE LACK OF SUPERVISION BY CRAZYMAKING IN THE FORM OF SNEAKING UP BEHIND MOM AND LETTING OUT AN EAR PIERCING MEOW. MOM WAS SUBSEQUENTLY FRIGHTENED INTO SUBMISSION. ALL IS WELL. CAT LICENSE DEFENDED. 🫡 WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN! WE ACKNOWLEDGE ALL HUMANS MUST NEVER BE PERMITTED TO USE THE TOILET ALONE!!!!

Puked loudly in a secret spot and now mom can’t find it to clean it up 🤭 😈