I had a dream about someone on Nostr. They had a little automated mechanical spider giving them dry needling in their shoulder. They said it was to help them with their pain.
It got weirder after that.
#dreamstr
Kip Ashlynn
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Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way.
Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say.
There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❤️. I am a very silly billy.
My favorite "conspiracy" recently is around the gifted and talented program some of us were in during elementary school. Did you get the pink drink? Did you listen to the gateway experience on giant headphones? Did you play the beep boop game to guess what happens next? Did you play the Zener cards or make pictures out of abstract blocks? As an adult do you notice you have stronger than usual intuition? Do you have extremely vivid dreams that are sometimes prophetic? Can you hear the click clicks? Do you still have imaginary friends? Do they tell yo
Well ackchyually, dust is also largely compromised of mites and I'm allergic to their poop.
(Wait, is this why I'm still single? 😭)
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View quoted note →My favorite thing about my new job is that everyone is assuming I am 15+ years younger than I am.
I don't know why, and I'm not sure at what point it starts to be a lie of omission. It feels more awkward to correct it 🤷♀️
I guess I'm just perky 🤣
Someone told me a little bit of oil would make it easy to comb the knots out of Princess Aurora's fur.
They are liars and I just spent the past hour wrestling with a greased up puppy who still has dreadlocks.
Someone's getting a buzz cut again soon 🐶✂️
Tonight's free YouTube movie is an absolute win. High Spirits (1988) about an old Irish castle haunted by slutty ghosts.
Before Liam Neeson was in Taken, he was haunting ladies beds asking for a "wee bit of skelping" which is ghost kinkiness 🤣🫦😍
Also featuring a young Peter Gallagher as the sexy priest 😍
Already I can tell this is going on my regular movie rotation, what a classic! I am absolutely cackling over here 🤣


My hot plans for Saturday night?
Sleep for 14 hours and call it self care 💅😘
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You can find me in bed 🥱