I can no longer upload gifs. I have no way to communicate how sad this makes me.
Kip Ashlynn
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Chief Wrestling Officer of Nostr. nostr:nevent1qqs8anuh8g75ejsn5jmd9fd3xf829hh82qg7evrhqc49h4vewpfzmtgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kcep0qgswswmx4rkj6d7q05dtafhpkqq2z42fc62s37jvtp642m2jkpfxc2crqsqqqqqph0fqfc
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Creator of Opossum Wire. No, you aren't invited 😘
Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way.
Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say. Also, I am not a Fed but the voices in my head might be 🤔
There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❤️. I am a
Look I know all the cool kids love to travel but I hate it. I hate different bed. I miss my dog. I don't want to talk to these people. I hate how weird I feel when I try to fit in. Socializing is like a game of catch where I don't understand what's happening and keep getting hit in the head.
"Oh don't try so hard just be yourself"
STFU I'm trying to get paid and if I was myself around most people I'd be broke and institutionalized
Tonight the automated parking lot I parked in asked me for my phone number. I declined. It admonished me, warning me that I might get trapped in the parking garage multiple times demanding my phone number.
It finally gave me a code to anonymously use the parking garage. As I was leaving it didn't even ask me for the code, it already recognized the car from AI video scanning the car license plate.
I hate it here 😭
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Tonight I had a three hour corporate dinner in which Antarctic was brought up multiple times....
I DID NOT BRING UP THE ICE WALL AT ALL! Look at me being a normie 🤣
Princess Aurora absolutely loves the big blue barn doggy daycare and boarding. She screams with excitement every time we pull up, and immediately I am forgotten about because she gets to play with all her friends.
I'll pick her up in a few days, in the meantime it is so quiet and lonely without her snuggles 🥹
To all the well meaning people who saw me crying in public and came to ask me if I was ok.... Next time please just ignore me I'm doing the best I can and that's doing the thing while crying today
I want to acquire all of these and never actually learn to play them 🥰
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We made it to noon on Monday 🫠
I just accidentally took a five hour nap and now I'm super confused
SOTM
Internet's set up and I even took a shower! Very productive rest day IMO.
Princess Aurora is exhausted from managing the move 🤣 
The rental places couldn't fill my reservation for an SUV this weekend 😭
But that's ok - Vespa in pick-up truck mode!!! 💪
We're in the new place!!!!! 💖💖💖💖
Aurora made SO MANY FRIENDS!!!! While the movers were unpacking my new neighbors all came out and said hey and gave her many pets. Lots of kids and dogs and everyone saying it's a very peaceful place to live 😁😁😁
Right now I'm laying down on the floor waiting for my back to stop spasming. Next up I can't decide... Find my bed stuff or find the bong first 🤔😂💨
Still a lot of stuff at the old place but I have 2 more weeks there it'll all get moved eventually 🥰
Y'all I am so so SO happy. Thank you to everyone for the love and support throughout this wild ride!