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Kip Ashlynn

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Chief Wrestling Officer of Nostr. nostr:nevent1qqs8anuh8g75ejsn5jmd9fd3xf829hh82qg7evrhqc49h4vewpfzmtgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kcep0qgswswmx4rkj6d7q05dtafhpkqq2z42fc62s37jvtp642m2jkpfxc2crqsqqqqqph0fqfc "is @Kip Ashlynn the most advanced nostr user that exists?" -fiatjaf nostr:nevent1qqsvummvjv9rfjkrphvvcah4pry90k8l3wvqa0c00jl4r3d5pz0s0gcpz4mhxue69uhkyctnwdcxjum5dakzummjvuhsygpm7rrrljungc6q0tuh5hj7ue863q73qlheu4vywtzwhx42a7j9n5psgqqqqqysy5zqrd Creator of Opossum Wire. No, you aren't invited 😘 Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way. Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say. Also, I am not a Fed but the voices in my head might be 🤔 There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❤️. I am a

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

I am running out of things I want to watch with my HBO Max trial. I took a leap and chose what I thought was a romcom type series. However, the title actually translated to "Seduction" and it's this bizarre French drama about ye olde libertines. I seriously don't understand any type of plot but it seems the solution to every problem they come across is to have sex. I am now horny and confused 🫢

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

Morning chores accomplished! Had to feed the sourdough so needed to use some of it. I'm making sourdough discard bacon and cheese dinner rolls and sourdough discard pancakes. Both recipes freeze well so I'll have a stock pile of snacky carbs 🥰 #sourdough

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

Ho ho, changing my default zaps got me feeling like a BIG SPENDER 🤑 Tell me a funny story, Nostr, I'll give you a lil sugar 😘

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

Tonight I watched the standalone science fiction masterpiece The Matrix (1999) for which there are no sequels 🙌 View quoted note →

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

This is a correct take. Omg I don't know that I've ever watched the whole trilogy. I am flabbergasted at how bad the last one is 🤣 But fascinating fun fact about me: sometimes the sky looks like this for me stone cold sober, and that's an indicator I should have some meditation time with my alpha stim 🤣

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Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

It's true. In the end we all become Agent Smith 🤣

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

Oh no. Trinity's dead.

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

OMG it's soooo loud 🔊📢🎇 Oh no! The robot squids are coming!!! And they sound like WHIRRRRR!!!! EVIL SQUID NOISE! But our guys, they have mechas! Kind of like Iron Man but slow and more exposed to attack because there's no armor on the belly. They sound like STOMP STOMP STOMP CREAK WHINE WHIRRRRR! And everyone has guns!!! It's 45 minutes straight of RATATATATATATATATATAT! BUT ALSO LISTEN TO OUR MUSIC EVEN LOUDER THAN ALL OF THAT!!!! AREN'T YOU WASHED AWAY WITH THE IMPACT OF THIS TIDAL WAVE OF SOUND!?!? Like literally at this point I'm hoping humanity kicks the bucket just to stop this racket.

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

Ok not even 30 minutes into Matrix Revolutions and it's a lot already 🤣 They're shooting up some sexy BDSM club and in the background there's some woman in a neck brace. Honestly it seems like a joke because like, that's not a kink is it? Or was this like, early woke representation from the Wachaowski Siblings? Seriously like sexy dance! ➡️ sexy fight! ➡️ I GOT A BAD BACK 🤡 ➡️ sexy standoff!

Kip Ashlynn 2 months ago

If I went to a midnight showing of a movie that ended like this I would have rioted 🤣 You can tell he's evil because of the goatee! 🐐🧔🐐 THE MOST EVIL FACIAL HAIR KNOWN!

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