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Kip Ashlynn
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Chief Wrestling Officer of Nostr. nostr:nevent1qqs8anuh8g75ejsn5jmd9fd3xf829hh82qg7evrhqc49h4vewpfzmtgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kcep0qgswswmx4rkj6d7q05dtafhpkqq2z42fc62s37jvtp642m2jkpfxc2crqsqqqqqph0fqfc "is @Kip Ashlynn the most advanced nostr user that exists?" -fiatjaf nostr:nevent1qqsvummvjv9rfjkrphvvcah4pry90k8l3wvqa0c00jl4r3d5pz0s0gcpz4mhxue69uhkyctnwdcxjum5dakzummjvuhsygpm7rrrljungc6q0tuh5hj7ue863q73qlheu4vywtzwhx42a7j9n5psgqqqqqysy5zqrd Creator of Opossum Wire. No, you aren't invited 😘 Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way. Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say. Also, I am not a Fed but the voices in my head might be πŸ€” There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❀️. I am a
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
So many people here are spreading legacy social media scare mongering about rioting in Europe. At University of Maryland we rioted constantly. It's good fun, you should try it some time 🀣 The thrift stores in the region didn't have furniture well stocked for years because the first thing you'd bring into the streets to burn is the frat house couch. We'd build up the bonfire in the middle of the intersection then run in circles around it screaming and laughing. The entire evening centered around feeding those fires with a constant stream of furniture and brush from the surrounding area. One time I helicoptered the shirt I was wearing into the fire with many other young hussies. My roommate at the time was furious because it had been her shirt 🀣 There's a type of group hypnosis that happens in those situations. Looking back I wince at being such an asshole. But also I've not experienced that euphoria of the chaotic crowd in the light of the flames anywhere else. The police would come, because of course they must. We would throw back the cannisters. We felt invincible. It was our time to feel in control. Since then the campus culture changed. The administration adopted a zero tolerance policy for rioting. I think it's for the best, looking back I realize how problematic that behavior is. But I'm glad I had a chance to experience it, it's an incredibly unique life experience. At my citizens class this week the firemen mentioned the juvenile firestarter program and one woman was extremely confused. She couldn't understand that some light fires for fun. She couldn't understand that it could become a compulsion. She just couldn't understand. And that was very funny to me because I could 😈 image
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
Tonight I've had a few Guinness extra stout. I must say, I like this. I feel a bit silly, I am such a light weight. My dog is an idiot and barks at the dogs on TV.
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
I made an elaborate ruse to interact with the opposite sex today so, you know, wish me luck! image
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
I like to get lots of treats from the farmer's market so that I have delicious locally made treats all week πŸ€— I don't quite know what happens but they're always gone by Sunday 🀣 image
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
The worst part of going to bed early is waking up at 2:30 am. I had a nightmare pantry flies had infested my kitchen. I don't really have food stocked like that so I don't think that's happened, but still I feel quite urgently that I should go deep clean right now. I'm going to take some bong rips and try to go back to sleep for at least another three hours. Then cleaning 🧼🧹 image
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
I think I'll call that a day, it's a perfectly reasonable bedtime somewhere 😘 image
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
My hip no longer lies! I am officially healed of the injury!
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Kip Ashlynn 1 week ago
After PT this afternoon I do not have any obligations to leave the house for four days. I am so SO excited to really embrace gremlin mode. If I feel I have gremlin-maxxed enough I might go out and about on Saturday. I'm very torn right now between flirt with people or hiss at them. The latter is never well received so I try to keep it behind closed doors πŸ˜… Where oh where is the unconditional love for my natural state? image
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Kip Ashlynn 2 weeks ago
It's a sugar in my coffee kind of day over here β˜•
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Kip Ashlynn 2 weeks ago
Good morning, it's hard to get out of bed especially when there's an adorable lump that wants my belly as a pillow πŸ˜…
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Kip Ashlynn 2 weeks ago
Fascinating fun facts: my brother has a PhD in stop motion from CalArts. He's contributed to many stop motion movies and shorts in recent years from Robot Chicken to Fresh Guacamole. He hates it now because you should never turn an art you do for fun into a career. He strongly discouraged me from going to grad school even though I was going for my econ MSc which has a decidedly higher profit margin πŸ˜… View quoted note β†’
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Kip Ashlynn 2 weeks ago
She likes to move around so she's always napping in the sunshine πŸ₯° image
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Kip Ashlynn 2 weeks ago
Tonight we toured the fire station!! πŸ˜πŸ§‘β€πŸš’πŸ«¦ I chatted with many dashing firemen, I swear one of them I saw on Bumble maybe this is the new place to prowl ❀️‍πŸ”₯ I won a shirt! Pictures here with Jumbo the first motorized fire engine in the Commonwealth of Virginia from 1911! 😁 Obviously I've selected a romance movie about firefighters for tonight's viewing entertainment πŸ˜‰ image
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