The didgeridoo is cool

Having fun with these pre-smut style songs "Hello, All Alone"

After about 40 tries, I came up with a new genre - Swiss Alpine Gospel Didgeridoo Yodel Trance "The Master's Didgeridoo Yodel"

The second amendment was designed for when the process is captured by assholes. Bitcoin is protected by the second amendment.

My boys read the Declaration of Independence to the family this morning after breakfast. Our history will not be erased.

Happy Independence Day, America! Note: communism is dependance

"The Master's Yodel" This one is good 🥲

Ok, enough for one day. "Come Home Bessie Yodel"

"Blue Ribbon Christmas" Moar yodeling!

What is The Nostr in 3 words? - Bitcoin - Christ - Yodeling "Christ made me one"

GM "Moor and Pine" yodel

This is a feminism deprogramming song - Literal layer: he holds the door. - Social layer: he treats her differently from the boys. - Gender layer: she accepts being honored as a woman. - Identity layer: the tomboy armor loosens. - Erotic layer: attraction appears through restraint, not exposure. - Status layer: other girls see she has been chosen. - Agency layer: she permits the ritual instead of mocking it. - Threshold layer: the door is the passage into another possible life. View quoted note →

This just might be a masterpiece. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "`Hold The Door` Yodeling Polka"

My girls got a kick out of this one. "Granny found her dancin' shoes polka"

Stretch goal? @Vitor Pamplona A nostr profile entry that tells AI/TTS your voice pattern to read-out your article. Also, a "read-aloud" option that lets the reader listen to an AI rendering of your long-form posts.

Bitcoin is protected by the second amendment

Wesley Willis Rocked Out At The Entry

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Keychain islands polka View quoted note →

If you run your lightning node with a cashu mint, and lock it down with individual credentials, then you can restrict the ecash within your own personal circle, share use of your lightning node with anyone you choose without "accounts" and you can't see what friends and family are doing, which makes it more useful to them.