if I click on the link at the bottom of your email to remove me from your email list....do not send me an email telling me I've been removed from your email list.

Amongst the questions I do not like ever being asked is "Does that taste rotten to you?"

Posted up around Bozeman, MT for the long holiday weekend. 2+ more weeks to go on this trip. #digitalnomad #vanlife

How do I make @AmberApp stop running and pinging in the background? I'd rather just run it when I actually need it.

WFV mode on a recent Friday afternoon. #digitalnomad #vanlife

Kintla Lake, North Fork Glacier NP Worth the drive, don't believe all the blah blah about needing 4x4/etc to get there. I could've driven any regular car. The mosquitoes were next level though.

As the world shifts more and more into lonely isolationism, the need to proactively and aggressively build your tribe becomes paramount. Apes together strong.

Slowly but surely working our way towards a #digitalnomad lifestyle. Currently chilling at Kintla Lake in Glacier NP on a Thursday morning, checking emails and addressing fiat mine type things.

The initial trepidation I had about buying the instant fake campfire has dissipated after my second use.

Sometimes at a urinal I like to hold it btwn my index & middle finger like a cigarette. Just feels more classy.

If you write "(pun intended)" make sure there is actually a pun in what you wrote otherwise it just looks like don't actually know what a pun is and you aren't even really trying. #notpunny #fail #punintended #tryharder

Taco potluck at work today, and I suddenly realize what I really need is one of those sweet casserole dishes with the custom insulated holder bag and carry handles and the lid that can be locked down. The kind of thing that signals "that person takes his potluck contributions seriously, he's the type of person you want to invite to all of your potlucks." #tacos #potluck #casserole #pickme

If nobody told you they love you today, maybe try not being a jerk and see what tomorrow brings.

:27 after the hour feels much later than :26 after the hour

I think it is ridiculous that I can never correctly spell "ridiculous".

Beats by Ray

OK everyone, you can call off the search, bring in the dogs, put the flashlights and walkie-talkies away, and inform the media outlets. I know things were getting pretty desperate and I personally wasn't sure how much longer I could hold out, but after heroic perseverance and great effort I am pleased to say this morning I found my chapstick.

we are all warriors in the Evolutionary War.

We have hard water here at my house. I have a Bunn coffee maker that tends to get clogged up with sediment because of the water. The coffee maker came with a chintzy plastic reamer tool to clear it out. The reamer is lost so I need to find a new one. I fear a google search for "Bunn reamer" isn't going to get me what I want.

Do people say "literally literally" when they just mean literally yet?