we are all warriors in the Evolutionary War.

IDK about anyone else, but last night was my first proper snooze in a week or more. I don't fully ascribe to the concept of astrology/etc - but my experiences also tell me that it could be not nothing. Coincidence? LEVL's HED just trying to find causation in a chaotic and uncertain world of utter randomness? Am I just getting old?

Sorry boss I gotta hop off this Teams meeting early, my boy Spam Likely is calling me.

HABBA BABBA

I don't consider something labeled "free with ads" as actually free.

We have a cleaning lady come to our house about once a month to give it a once over because we ( I ) suck at cleaning. She's been coming for over a year I think, maybe two. I've never actually seen her before because she comes during the week while I'm at work. Today I had to take a late lunch because of a customer call and she was there, so now I know what she looks like. I was going to thank her for periodically cleaning the skid marks off the back of the toilet bowl for me - but I didn't have time for exchanging such pleasantries.

"But I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment."

this fiat ain't gonna mine itself, son

You're beautiful inside and out- -but mainly just on the inside.

Whenever someone posts a reward for finding their lost pet, I have to resist the urge to ask "dead or alive?".

Most people are average.

Regular boring old car/hotel work trip this week. It has been awhile since I've sat in a duck chair.... #roadlife #cuckchair

Am I doing it right? @Oshi (推し) #hodlbutter #banana

1 zetahash! Crikey #bitcoin #hashrate

OK everyone, you can call off the search, bring in the dogs, put the flashlights and walkie-talkies away, and inform the media outlets. I know things were getting pretty desperate and I personally wasn't sure how much longer I could hold out, but after heroic perseverance and great effort I am pleased to say this morning I found my chapstick.

We have hard water here at my house. I have a Bunn coffee maker that tends to get clogged up with sediment because of the water. The coffee maker came with a chintzy plastic reamer tool to clear it out. The reamer is lost so I need to find a new one. I fear a google search for "Bunn reamer" isn't going to get me what I want.

Do people say "literally literally" when they just mean literally yet?