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Job requirements: > 10+ years of hands-on experience in building and deploying Generative Al models using OpenAl and Python. These recruiters never fail to amaze me. Maybe they are the perfect candidates to replace their job with LLM.
How do you explain the Bash shell to a Windows user? … Imagine a command line that actually works.
A Windows user, a Mac user, and a Linux user walk into a bar. ➑️ The Windows user orders a beer and gets into a fight over how bloated the selection is. ➑️ The Mac user orders the most expensive single-origin craft cocktail and smugly admires its minimalist design. ➑️ The Linux user installs a whole brewery in the corner and declares free drinks for everyone, but then spends the rest of the night explaining why their homemade brew is objectively superior.
How do you know someone who uses Arch #Linux ? Don't worry; they'll show you their neofetch command output even though you didn’t ask for it.
Modern software development be like: I wrote 10 lines of code to call an API that calls another API, which calls yet another API that finally turns on a lightbulb. Pray that Cloudflare or AWS will not be down during this operation; otherwise, there will be no light for you.
Escape key will lead, Colon, q, exclamation, Freedom then is yours. # or Escape key will lead, Colon, wq, exclamation, Freedom then is yours. #vim #haiku #linux #unix
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