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Seriously, is it just me or is software quality getting worse? It is now, buggier and slower. What is going on? πŸ€”
Sam Altman tells a room full of VCs with a straight face that he will take billions of their money, build AGI, and then ask it how to generate a return! β€” OpenAI business plan.
Do you think younger kids get amused when they see older technology like dial-up internet or PSTN public phone?
Adding a caching layer to your app is like giving your app performance-enhancing drugs. It'll run like the horse 🐴 ... until the unexpected side effects kick in, and you realize you've created a little monster. At first, it's pure magic...then your users become your QA team by accident. Always be aware of edge cases and unexpected trade-offs.
Job requirements: > 10+ years of hands-on experience in building and deploying Generative Al models using OpenAl and Python. These recruiters never fail to amaze me. Maybe they are the perfect candidates to replace their job with LLM.
How do you explain the Bash shell to a Windows user? … Imagine a command line that actually works.
A Windows user, a Mac user, and a Linux user walk into a bar. ➑️ The Windows user orders a beer and gets into a fight over how bloated the selection is. ➑️ The Mac user orders the most expensive single-origin craft cocktail and smugly admires its minimalist design. ➑️ The Linux user installs a whole brewery in the corner and declares free drinks for everyone, but then spends the rest of the night explaining why their homemade brew is objectively superior.
How do you know someone who uses Arch #Linux ? Don't worry; they'll show you their neofetch command output even though you didn’t ask for it.
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