For the friends, he’s a boy! Wow, life is amazing.

#proofofsteak and some lobstah @Noshole

Proof of steak. #foodstr

If you know someone who is complaining about how unfair the world is, how poor they are, how difficult they have it, remind them they live during the most prosperous, productive, and peaceful times in all of history. Humans have largely solved extreme poverty, infant mortality, labor mortality, and infectious disease. Humans live the longest, wealthiest, most privileged lives in all of history. So, go ahead and tell that whiny little bitch what a limp dick they have/are and to do everyone a favor and either shut up or give up already.

The feeling you get when you’ve misplaced something you treasure is so painful. My heart hurts. It starts so innocuous, something like “oh where’s my…? I must have left it behind in its spot…” Only to return to said spot later on and it morphs into, “wait, where’s my…? It’s not here????” And then you look in the few other spots you might have set it down or left it and it changes to “fuck, where’s my…? Did I fuckin lose my…??” And then that hurt slowly starts to grow. You check more spots, think harder, retrace your steps, think more, not here, not there, what about somewhere, where oh where??? And then the pain comes, the doubt enters, the sadness develops. The treasure… Where’s the treasure?

BMO loves dog mode. He protects the car, the car protects him, he gets to go everywhere now and never get stuck at home with the cats. #dogstr

Did you know it costs nearly $0.14 to make a $0.05 Nickel? Dimes are the new penny.

@jack yo dude, sats is the standard. It’s cool, I get it, you’re trying something to help adoption, but seriously sats is the way. People get it, it’s intuitive, 6000 bitcoins for a coffee is not, everyone already gets that 1 bitcoin is worth more than their yearly salary, so that’s confusing. Says they get, cuz dollars got cents too.