Gm

Date night.

There will be legal battles over fortunes made by autonomous ai’s.

you’re welcome.

You know what bitcoin has taught me over the years? Never post smart and insightful stuff during a price pump. No one notices BECAUSE WERE AT FUCKING $118k PER COIN BABY!!! WOOT!

mid journey sucks now huh?

Sat math getting weird again. fuck that noise.

this whole time the entirety of nature was a gender neutral restroom.

other than bolts.exchange, are there tools to send sats onchain and receive them in lightning?

Every couple years I loose some portion of some wallet and flip the fuck out. I spent the last two day trying to figure out how to open a wallet I had an xpub for. (I figured it out, but not before flipping the fuck out.) WAY more coins are lost to storage missteps than to theft. Have a good and secure system. But prioritize accessibility. Don’t create some complex scheme that even you wont be able to figure out in a few years. Keep It Simple Stupid

No dog can find dead shit like my dog can find dead shit.

I have been using Old Bay for electrolytes.

I love seeing how parents esthetically present their kids It’s such an inadvertent and unavoidable form of expression.

pro tip for summer: cut your watermelon so that it barely fits in your mouth.

Time to crack open a six pack of ‘murica.

parsley is misunderstood.

Are you wearing fuck me crocs?!?

The main difference between literal shotcoins and stonks like strategy is that with strategy - you gotta pay your taxes.