TFW you go to see if you can book that band you’ve never heard of for a beefsteak - but they’re unavailable because they’ve sold out madison square garden…… 3 days in a row……

Men, what do you take for multi-vitamin?

roe

How much of what you’re gonna do today is what you would do if you didn’t have to do anything? You have one life. Hopefully the percentage trends higher. If I were fully retired I would be reaching out to friends to plan a Beefsteak. Which is what I will spend my day doing.

I’m fucking coming for you @tpacchia (he’ll never see this in time.)

Forest rose. This thing was almost 2 feet across.

That guy from the concert going home to talk to his wife.

Pro tip: Skip “the old guard” and go right to “the old guard 2” you’re welcome.

Google finally turned into ask jeeves.

Some say bitcoin is less volatile. But if you ask us what the price will be at txgiving, the answers are hilarious. Bro i dont know, that’s like… four months away! Could be 250, could be 50, could even be a million. At least we still have this.

what i plan on wearing to txgiving this year.

The first time I changed a diaper vs the last time i changed a diaper.