Fuck yeah!!

sex with a backwards baseball cap: ok if you’re a lady. just plain disrespectful is you’re a dude.

i’m considering transitioning fully to weighted hula hoop for my workouts. Only drawback I foresee is turning on the ladies at the gym too much. . . which is already sort of a problem.

TFW you go to see if you can book that band you’ve never heard of for a beefsteak - but they’re unavailable because they’ve sold out madison square garden…… 3 days in a row……

Men, what do you take for multi-vitamin?

roe

How much of what you’re gonna do today is what you would do if you didn’t have to do anything? You have one life. Hopefully the percentage trends higher. If I were fully retired I would be reaching out to friends to plan a Beefsteak. Which is what I will spend my day doing.

I’m fucking coming for you @tpacchia (he’ll never see this in time.)

Forest rose. This thing was almost 2 feet across.

That guy from the concert going home to talk to his wife.

Pro tip: Skip “the old guard” and go right to “the old guard 2” you’re welcome.

Google finally turned into ask jeeves.