Laszlo’s hierarchy of needs: 1. Pizza

This iris comes from a bulb that’s been in my family for four generations. My kids will be the 5th gen.

There is no better way to blow off steam.

I hate it when australians say “no worries.” to me. i’m not worried. DONT TELL LE TO RELAX!

I am not sure whether or not you should spend your sats. But I do know that if you wanna come to a Beefsteak…you have to.

Dear Zoomer terrified of every message you receive. You should not be managing an airbnb.

Housing market in lowkey gridlock. Sellers building up. Wild to watch. Something’s gotta give.

Mouth noises.

With the insane progression of AI, I’m kind of shocked to see companies that have used the tech for a while now not keeping up. I use Expensify for work. It’s great because it reads their receipts, which saves me tons of time. (not sure it uses ai to read them tho.) But it’s pretty bad at doing so. You would think it’d be flawless by now.

Tis the season…

THE CHATGPT IMAGE GENERATION IS FIRE!!! Chatgpt: ____________________________ / \ / S → ┌─┐ ┌───────┐ ┌──────┐ \ | │ │ │ ┌───┐ │ │ ┌──┐ │ | | ┌────┘ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ | | │ ┌────┘ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ | | │ │ ┌────┘ └───┘ │ │ └──┘ │ | | │ │ │ ┌──────────┘ └──────┘ | | │ │ │ │ | | │ │ │ │ (pretend this is | | │ │ │ │ a delicious baguette)| | │ │ │ │ | | │ │ │ └───────────────┐ | | │ │ └───────┐ ┌───────┘ | | │ └─────────┘ │ | | └─────────────┘ → F | \ / \________________________________/

Never tell a chef you were too busy to do something.

Forget fuck you money. At any moment you can claim your “fuck you time” by clearing your schedule and doing whatever the fuck you wanna do. Take control of your greatest resource because you can’t hodl it. Never trade it for anything less than real money.