Faggot: "CMD, not all therapists happily push emotionally vulnerable people into suicide." :soy: Typical SS post: image.png

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OK guys, let's try to make this a reality. @npub1hrk5...3nzn @sociopathic narcissistic pervert @⚗️alchemist⚗️ @Magmaearth @npub1rzvh...rvuu this is a continuation from @histoire 's thread a while back. So far six of us have chimed in, and I suspect once this thread starts rolling we'll get a couple more people interested in it. I think that's enough for us to pump out 6-10 chapters - one of which has to be the introduction. As a reminder: the premise is that a bunch of cops looked at paintings of goblin shortstacks with huge fucking asses, they got so horny that they forgot how to masturbate, and now their horniness has driven them insane to the point of dying. The essential writing tasks are: 1) An introduction where the painter paints some goblin butt, gets busted by the cops, and the cops get horny 2) A chapter which has elements of cop car crashes 3) A chapter which has elements of cops beating themselves dead with nightsticks 4) A chapter which has elements of cops managing to hang themselves by trying to jerk their entire body off. If 2,3, and 4 are separate chapters, then that means that we have at least two of these which are completely freeform. c7faa8fa8d1367ed307afd2dc2eef47e861a6a159e26ad9c05451fe110349c27.jpg

My bathroom scale is very obviously broken. It keeps giving me bullshit results like "You just shat negative 3 pounds" and "shaving made you lose 2 pounds." Where would I get a decent scale? I do actually need to track weight loss.