Starting to wonder if someone at Braiins broke a mirror or three… 
Brian Lockhart
brianlockhart@brianlockhart.com
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Are you going to circle back and help all those normies you orangepilled onto Wallet of Satoshi, anon? 
@Wallet of Satoshi didn’t rug you.
The US Government was always going to rug you.
Me leaving Thanksgiving dinner in pure panic mode, knowing I need to save my sats before I get rekt 
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Happy Thanksgiving! And if you non-Americans are feeling left out today? Just be thankful we haven’t colonized your lesser nation yet. 🙏 
These could be an excellent investment in that nobody will want to have sex with you after seeing you in them, which protects you from having to spend money on dating, having children, providing for a family etc.
Just think of all the extra sats you’ll stack! 
Are you seriously doing the “simp hard for a politician because he talked about Bitcoin” thing again, anon? 
Dead giveaway that Javier Milei isn’t a real libertarian - is that he actually won an election. 
Fold Card, you’re killing me. 
If you don’t attend the yearly Warren Miller ski flick, we can never make love. 
What an absolutely insanely good time to be a Bitcoin miner. It won’t last (?), but for now? miners are earning 2.1 Bitcoin per block in fees alone. That REALLY adds up at scale. 
Let’s check in on normie social media: 
Did you really think they were going to approve a Bitcoin ETF today, anon? 
“damn dude - why do you insist on dealing with slow tor connections, wonky intermediary plugins, and horrible overall UX just to zap someone a few sats, when you could use WoS and it’d all work perfectly every time?” 
Been following this bot for awhile now, morbidly watching the senseless (and expensive) deaths of LN channels being forced closed. Can’t help but wonder how many of the recent uptick of them were from this new-ish “asynchronous payment” flaw, that @ZEUS seems to have inadvertently discovered? @Super Testnet any way to tell / any telltale signs? View quoted note →
Maybe having the node in the phone isn’t such a great approach after all…
The quest for good UX in a mobile but noncustodial LN wallet is a perilous one. View quoted note →
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Yikes, just got an invite to Bluesky and had completely forgotten about it / feels like I signed up for the waitlist years ago… Haven’t even heard anything about it, it’s got less buzz than even Threads lol. 