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Bertha oh lovely Bertha, Sometimes i think you’re a dream
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9x9xBertha 1 month ago
Time to stay vigilant @HODL From @calle red teaming bitcoin: - we’ve written multiple harnesses and we’re launching a huge wave of reviews against many core bitcoin projects: crypto libs, wallets, infra, … - situation is extremely bad. - we’re averaging on the order of 1 critical exploit per hour per person. - we’ve reported critical vulnerabilities to several projects in the last 12 hrs. - thankfully this is a very expensive exercise, we’re burning through 10k per day. - you can donate tokens or accounts. send me a dm. - thank you to @OpenSats for covering the bill. - thank you to @Kimi_Moonshot and Kimi K3 for providing us with accounts and uncensored intelligence
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9x9xBertha 1 month ago
The US 30YR yield being at 2001 levels and the US 10YR yield at 2008 levels is just the “smart money” hedging risks yeah?
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9x9xBertha 1 month ago
Much respect for @grubles he got hit and he’s out there reply guying insufferable think boy VC parasites like Carter. image
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9x9xBertha 1 month ago
@HODL TIME SENSITIVE!!!! LIKELY 4TH ORGANIZED WAVE COLDCARD ATTACK OCCURRING RIGHT NOW THERE ARE STILL SIMILAR TXS IN THE MEMPOOL WAITING TO BE CONFIRMED AND THE PREVIOUSLY-CONFIRMED TXS SIGNAL RBF OPT-IN, CHECK YOUR FUNDS AND YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RBF YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS pattern identified: blocks 960,778 - 960,792 (last ~2.5 hours, still going): • 218 transactions, 462 victim addresses, 216 fresh destinations. • 388.92748828 BTC • EVERY one has ZERO inputs predating the Coldcard firmware boundary • Rate 13.8 sweeps/block vs 0.3/block in a pre-incident control window = ~45x elevated • Topology is 1:1 — one fresh destination per victim, only ONE destination received two sweeps. No collector funnel. • Some funds have already been swept into 2nd hop addresses. these are LIKELY Coldcard victims -- they match the shape of coldcard vulnerable utxos and the elevated transaction pattern gives me high confidence they are another wave of attacks MOVE YOUR FUNDS OFF COLDCARD DEVICES ASAP AND USE HIGH TX FEES more details to come as this takes shape