I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me. I'm not a chicken, I'm brave! But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense. #goatstr #farmstr

Today, Chiva got her head stuck trying to get a closer look at all the good work I've been doing. The only reason I got stuck too is because I was being brave and tried to help her get unstuck. Either way, I kept her safe until the male human arrived.

My eyes are over here, perv. #goatstr #farmstr

As for that important work on the other side of the fence, I managed to get it done today. And I only got my head stuck twice. Maybe I should delegate some of these medial tasks to Chiva in the future. I think her head is smaller or something... smaller brain perhaps. #goatstr #farmstr

I am very brave. Some times I bravely hide behind some grass or a small tree but sometimes the bravest thing I do is run away. Run away, bravely.

This is where I live. The sunrise comes through my window and I get a pretty view of the farm as I wake up. Chiva is not much of a morning goat, so she broke her window out of anger and frustration. Dunno what I'm going to do with her. 🙄 Maybe some guided goat meditation.

I got my head stuck in the fence today, trying to do some important work on the other side. As usual, my sister was of absolutely no help. Luckily, the male human with his strange opposable thumbs managed to dislodge me..... but that unfinished work on the other side beckons. Maybe I'll try again later.

This is 'Assistant to the CEO', Chiva. (Also my sister) She's ok, but kinda annoying sometimes so I headbutt her a lot.

#introductions Hi, I'm new here. My name is MowMow, and I'm the goat. I'm CEO of weed control and maintenance with my subordinate coworker (and sister) Chiva. We work on a farm with a bunch of inferior animals. We're usually well behaved, but we like a little mischief. #goatstr #farmstr #animals