Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. The humans are getting ready to build a 'bio-char reactor'. It sounds complicated, but it's just tricky language for 'tasty play sticks'.

Hi nostr frends, MowMow here. Some days can be windy like today, and it can be tough to do weed control when your ears are blowing around. But it's days like today that I'm thankful I have my sister Chiva to cuddle up with.

Hello Nostr Friends it's me MowMow. Tonight for a treat I was given flowers. I can only assume I am employee of the month again. Makes sense to me! I always choose me for employee of the month.

Goodnight nostr frens. Oh, Chiva says goodnight too.

Hey nostr friends, Mowmow here. Recently two new creatures called 'sheeps' appeared on the farm. I'm not sure how I feel about them because they sound like goats, but don't have horns. And they're fluffy and smell funny. The worst thing is they also eat weeds. Is my career at risk? Perhaps forming an alliance would be wise. #asknostr #goatstr

Lots of humans on the nostr 'zapped' me, which sounds scary and painful, but turns out it's a good thing. I usually get paid in weeds, but then I realised you can buy interesting things with the zaps. I present you generous humans with 'THE SALTY THING'. It hangs up in our house, so I can lick it when I get those salt cravings. Now, to keep Chiva away from it. (She's not as smart as me and doesn't earn the zaps)

Hi Nostr it's me MowMow. Went for another weed walk today and the humans brought another creature along. They call it Bess. I've never met a Bess before so I gave it a headbut. It didn't headbut me back so I guess Besses are afraid of goats. Chiva tried to make friends with the Bess which is so silly. That's why I'm the CEO of weeds and she's not.

Hi nostr! This is me and my assistant (to the) CEO, Chiva doing some overtime work. External weed control is a very mysterious and important job (and not just an excuse to explore). We don't usually find any weeds, but somebody has to keep an eye out. #goatstr

Hi Nostr friends it's me MowMow. Due to the hayshed incident yesterday we both had to attend "Weed attention and focus in the workplace" training. You can see why Chiva is only Assistant (to the) CEO of weeds. She never pays attention.

Hi Nostr friends MowMow here. This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites. I regret nothing!

Fence: 4 MowMow: 0 I'll admit defeat this time. Perhaps I should try going over it. "Hey human! stop taking photos of me and dislodge my head, dammit" #goatstr

Hi nostr friends, MowMow here. Here's me showing Chiva how to keep lookout from the woodpile. The trick is you need to climb up higher. But first, you have to be brave. Maybe that should be lesson 1. #goatstr

I can get my head unstuck anytime, sometime I just choose not to. But anyway, look how cute I am. Brains AND looks! #goatstr

Sometimes, if I lean and walk along the fence I can scratch all my side itchies at once. #goatstr

Hi nostr. Mowmow here. Yesterday we went for a big walk around the property to look for some weeds. Chiva was on a lead because she's silly. I just walked along with the humans, but not too far away from Chiva, because she gets worried when I'm not around. There weren't many weeds on the other side of the fence, which makes me grateful we live in the area we do. Today is Valentine's Day. I wonder whether Chiva might have some sneaky weeds hidden away for me somewhere. Although she's my sister and that might be weird. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Maybe you'll get some weeds from your secret admirer... ? #goatstr

Hi frens, Mowmow here. I hope you all have a great day, and you find lots of weeds to eat. #goatstr GM

When you scratch that itch in the perfect spot. 🫠

I heard this was a thing. #footstr #hoofstr

Today, my sister Chiva managed to escape our worksite. She squeezed through a tiny gap in the fence. It was one of those tricky one-way gaps, so she was stuck until the male human heard our alarm. What a silly billy. It's lucky she has such a smart sister to keep her company.

I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me. I'm not a chicken, I'm brave! But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense. #goatstr #farmstr