I hate how a shirt size isn’t standard. They all say the same size, but each brand is different. So stupid!

I got stone awhile back and ordered from one of those Mongolian grills where you pick your noodles, meat, and veggies. Except,, I forgot to add the noodles and meat. Well I remembered after ordering that I forgot the meat, I called just in time and they added it. When I got the meal it was just a big ass box of veggies, and meat. I looked at my receipt and lul’d at myself. Ended up being a healthier crave day, but it did not disappoint. The restaurant loaded it all the way up just like they do when it’s noodles and all! 👍 for them, way cool.

Who gives a sh!t about the current thing.

If you can think it, you can do it.

I am steak eater, builder of muscles! LFG

An advanced society has no place for day off holidays. Everything should be open everyday, regardless of holidays.

Without imperfection, no one would appreciate perfection. Day and night, up and down. Everything, needs a balance.

NGU so I can move out of the crack houses basement.

I’ve been sitting in this rocket waiting to launch to the moon so long my ass is starting to chafe.

Markets waiting on FOMC, so stupid.

Bring back the coliseum, but time in USA, prisoners who have life in prison fight to the death and winner gets his freedom but is banished from America lol.

Lions get all the credit, but the real MVP is the tiger. Tigers are just as powerful, and are solitary hunters with incredible strength, agility, and adaptability, thriving in diverse environments from forests to swamps. He’s just out there staying humble, surviving, stacking no matter what life or nature throws at it.

Gonna bbq today in honor of the Army’s birthday. 🎉

“To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”

DoorDash, but while you’re watching the map of the driver you can tip them like a streamer where it comes on their screen right away.

I’m getting a big ass burrito today, idgaf!

Got back from the gym and the dog shit all over my fucking room. That’s the kinda day I am having.

We were told there would be god candles, instead we got angel soft candles.

When NGU I’m gonna move outside the city and never worry about politics, the government , the fed or anything else other than my land and family for the rest of my life. I can’t wait.

How to get a screw out of a hole it don’t belong? It’s stripped and in there good