Imagine if people pronounced things such as “brb” or “afk” w the word instead of the letters so instead of be are be, it would be pronounced burb, or ahfk lmao. Would be way more hilarious lahmao

A renaissance faire, but it’s a Bitcoin citadel.

As humans colonize and grow in outer space and other planets , so will the canine species and the Coffea plant fruit.

I got a sickness that is like I’m here now I’m gone oh wait here’s diarrhea, I’m back morherfocker!

X is ded, Nostr still rippin’

Bull run ain’t over! Wait for it… wait for it

I’m just an ol’ stray dog

Remember, Remember the 5th of November…

I need a good orb to ponder upon, hard to find nowadays.

Whatever it is, you can just do it. Some things take 10 steps, some 4, some 1000. It depends, but anything is achievable.

I asked Grok to make a tweet length poem using my recent X posts. This is the result: Call to adventure BTC whispers bold Vi Veri Veniversum code truth unfolds Lazer tits till fiat splits duel in night One sat for silence vanish from sight Sets max two mins sweat and sats align Energy feast where stars entwine Seal thumps dock wood crazy spark ignites Sloptoshi mocks chains octopus hugs frights Upload brain to Timechain vault

Follow your bliss.

If you have a dog give it a choice sometimes. Like a choice in flavor of food, or between treats. I offer mine chick n flavor and beef flavor can food. They might surprise you!

Wet canned dog food, but it comes in a tube like biscuits so you can just unwrap the dang thing, instead of having to scoop.

There’s a spammer / scammer dm’ing me here on Nostr shitcoin security or recovery services. Lmfao either way

I rebuke this satanist holiday! To hell with it already!

When you take a bite of something hot and then you open your mouth and a little puff of steam comes out. It’s like that meme and then he knew he messed up.

Most times when the prices drops I think, “someone doesn’t understand Bitcoin.”

This is the kind of things I talk to AI (Grok) about. I asked him to make a joke about a joke that all takes place in a joke. So, a comedian walks into a joke—yeah, INSIDE a joke—and says, “Why’d the punchline cross the road?” The crowd, already giggling in this WACKADOODLE nested world, yells, “To get to the HILARIOUS side!” But PLOT TWIST: the road’s a metaphor for ANOTHER joke, where a chicken’s telling a knee-slapper about a comedian bombing!

Hearing shitcoiners talking about their bags in the wild, we must be so back.