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You trust the bank with everything, but they don’t even trust you with a pen! Lmfao

I’d be willing to pay more for products that didn’t have AI and Internet.

Jon Snow was NOT a traitor!

Bitcoin

Larry Fink was raised by Jews.

What’s the thinnest and smallest Cold Card type device that could be made today? 3mm possible for thickness?

I bought some weed that’s a hybrid, one of the strains is called, “dirty cash.” Lmfao 🤣 🖕 fiat

Bitkey, but the spending allowance that you set could also be linked and used with your phone pay, ie: Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Pay.

Breaking news: Bitcoin Treasury companies still silent as they wait for Bitcoin to pump their bags, so they can claim credit. #BitcoinOnly

A normal movie but as the actor types a text message in movie it sends to everyone watching

I fell asleep before the ball dropped lmao

When all vectors point forward we experience something greater than a god candle. Were there.

Move the Ice from Pluto to Earth. Like in the desert, and see what happens.

I stoped called people jackasses, now I just make the donkey sound, “hee-haw” and walk off.

Turn the moon into a super computer

Hear me out, dog food in a can, but for humans. You know it would sell so good with how lazy people are today.

Asked for a Bitcoin Block Clock, the Block Clock I got:

I canceled my Prime membership, then I saw the new Fallout episode.

Teslas self driving, but you can pay daily instead of monthly. Rate would be monthly / 30

I have a little bit of stomach pain, probably dying.