It’s so much easier just being a bitcoiner. You don’t have to be a crypto grifter, or a political grifter, or a fiat grifter. You don’t have to sell something so hard because you deep down know it’s bullshit. Bitcoiners stay humble, stack sats, focus on family and healthy living, truth and transparency, integrity, and fighting for what’s right.

I floated in water AND walked in sun today. It’s all ya really need

Going to the grocery store on the 4th looking for cookout stuff is a GREAT idea

Good morning and Happy motha fuckin Independence Day America 🇺🇸 🦅 💥

Text between me and my wife as she rocks our daughter to sleep. This is true love

I think young people started going more to the right on money/economics when Robinhood became a company and made it easier for people to buy and trade stocks and crypto

You smell that? 🤔 It’s politician bullshit and the money printer 🤑

This is wild. I asked ChatGPT “Generate an image of what it’s like to talk to me on any given day. Be as honest, vulnerable, and brutal as you want” This is what it made 😂 (it’s not wrong…)

@NowClaw generate a video of Elizabeth Warren at a press conference disclosing to the world that she is in fact Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin. She then screams, “FUCK THE BANKS, HODL!” While running out of the room to jump on her speed boat and jet away; Cameras flashing as she exits

@NowClaw create a video of the following scene DONALD TRUMP, in a suit, sunglasses, and red tie flapping in the indoor breeze, approaches the counter with a phone in hand. A TEENAGE CASHIER stares blankly. Secret Service lingers behind him. TRUMP I’ll have twelve McDoubles, four large fries, and whatever that McFlurry thing is. Beautiful meal. The best. CASHIER Cool. That’ll be $37.42. TRUMP (smugly holding up phone) I’m paying in Bitcoin. Only the best money. Better than gold. Way better than Venmo. Never liked Venmo. Too woke. CASHIER (confused) We don’t take Bitcoin, sir. TRUMP (fuming) Excuse me?? You don’t take the hardest money in the history of the universe?! This is why America’s losing! SECRET SERVICE GUY (whispering) Sir, maybe just use the card— TRUMP NO! I already moved it to cold storage! It’s in the freezer! Ask the Treasury. They don’t even have a wallet! CASHIER Sir this is a McDonald’s. TRUMP (waving phone wildly) I’m being financially discriminated against! Someone call Elon! [CUT TO: DRIVE-THRU WORKER WATCHING ON SECURITY CAM] DRIVE-THRU GUY Yo, Trump’s trying to scan a QR code on the ketchup dispenser.

I think Bitcoin succeeds as long as people around the globe still have access to use it as freedom and resistance money. Even if most people used centralized products. That fact that anyone *can* take bitcoin into self-custody, use in a permissonless way, and more devs continue to build freedom tech tools. That’s the key…and I have a hard time seeing that ever going away.

More nostriches should be showing up to conferences, like the Bitcoin policy summit, in DC Wait wait…just hear me out. There are scammers all over DC. And anti-freedom promoters, etc. Those promoting freedom tech like nostr and freedom money, Bitcoin, will have incredibly high integrity! And for better or worse, DC is the city where world decisions are made. Get that seat at the table, and make good change View quoted note →

Look we’ll just always grow faster than the debt, it’ll be fine! Actually everyone will be richer than ever! Prosperity! Every American president the past 50 years…

Guys there are hundreds more shitcoin groups in DC, representing these and more. Can’t let em win and screw over Americans even more Like in my book there’s BPI, @The Progressive Bitcoiner and coin center does good stuff (but not Bitcoin only). Each with our own lane and focus. The crypto/shitcoin to bitcoin ratio for education, think tanks, and policy is absolutely insane. Even though Bitcoin makes up 65% of market share in all of crypto, bitcoin only groups make up only about 10% of think tanks, industry, and lobby in DC. Thats insane

The first step toward our ambitious goals. We had an incredibly productive few days in D.C. and what’s apparent to me is we need to hit the pavement even harder, which means we need more financial support! Why TPB? We are the only nonprofit entity in the U.S., and the world, focused exclusively on bitcoin education and advocacy for progressives. This includes everyday people, journalists/media, and lawmakers, to influence public opinion and public policy. Whether you connect with progressives values or not, we’re working to prevent a backlash from the left against bitcoin rights, the industry, and positive momentum. But we need your support! Donate today if you can, and of course we always appreciate Bitcoin donations from the plebs 🧡. I promise you I’m giving 10000% to this effort - and we’re going to be in DC a lot more as well. View quoted note →

Blanket in the park with my girls My happy place 🌞

Some @The Progressive Bitcoiner behind the scenes in D.C. @cjasonmaier wanted to crash an active House Ways and Means committee meeting to talk about Bitcoin, but I said no maybe next time.

I still can’t stop laughing about how “fartcoin” was said out loud in senator Warren’s office in our explanation of the differences amongst various digital assets

Nothing like an 18 hour flight delay 🙃 But FINALLY home and with the fam ❤️ Oh how I’ve missed them