How do I fucking mute these highlighter spammers

I wonder if I sent my npub neighbor a message if the world would still exist by the the time they recieved it.

The whole world is held together by duct tape and twine, nostr is just open and honest about it.

The winery I got certified as the first Regenified Certified winery in the country wants me back. They though any Tom, Dick or Harry can practice rotational grazing. They were wrong. It takes grit. Yes, anyone can do it once. But you have to find someone with the gusto to do it both when it's 110 and when it's -10 (freedom units). So I'm working on a deal with a local guy to raise 30 head for him starting in the spring. If I can make this work out, it means I will have over 250 acres and 50 animal units under management. Not bad for a city boy developer who hadn't no clue about any of this 5 years ago. #permaculture

@franzap when I try to add a different relay catalog for @Zapstore its just shuts down and returns to the default

#asknostr How do I temporarily override my NWC or get an invoice for a zap? I want to send a fat zap in @Amethyst but not spend 10 minutes copy pasting shit between there and @npub14l7l...an3u

I would kill for an ngit enabled octodroid

A nostr client that is an nsite/flyer/sticker designer where you can do your basic design tasks, but you can also copy past nevents, npubs, etc and they render as QR codes when you print but when you're online have previews. #TODO

Help me come up with a nym for my wife. She doesn't know it, but I am forcing her to put some recipes on zap.cooking tonight.

Bitcoin Meetups need FROST created npubs. We need a way to link any other arbitrary nostr event to some other event, the same way buzz creates channels for branches. A private chat, a list of marketplace listings, a Livestream, a podcast, etc. Each Meetup event needs an ephemeral group chat with some private default list of npubs + anyone that RSVPs, a marketplace, even something as simple as a short created at the event.

If I get another "pay now" popup invoice on amethyst from nostr.wine relay I'm gunna throw my phone. It's not in my relay list, fuck you